…I would prescribe every mum Prosecco** and chocolate to help them get through life.***
* I have no interest whatsoever in becoming prime minister but if some strange miracle happened this would be my main manifesto.
** Ok not everyone likes Prosecco so alcoholic or non alcoholic beverage of choice. I don’t think a mum exists who doesn’t like chocolate. (I fear I’m about to be proved wrong)
*** I am not advocating being drunk in charge of children. All I am saying is they drive some of us to drink. (Not to be confused with drink driving, which is NOT ok. OK?).